Wednesday, June 15, 2011

#VivaFrido #iFoundFrido: 1st things 1st

#VivaFrido #iFoundFrido: 1st things 1st:

One LOVE One WORD One LINE One PAGE One BOOK One BELIEF One TRUTH

Dre said Love Everyday

1st things 1st

One LOVE

One WORD

One LINE

One PAGE

One BOOK

One Belief

One LOVE

Dre said Love Everyday

Prima,
I miss you.
I'm learning to be a better Uncle by not getting in the way
of nature. I'm learning to be a better Benni by not getting in the way of nature. I'm learning to be a better human by.... it's natural to click where I say not to.

Don't click HERE
I have a job! They love my ideas... you can read more about
it on my page. HEHE, click click click.
Don’t tell that no good baby daddy of your’s I love him. His
mommy called him a piece of work. I know what kind of piece his workers call him. There’s a lot of pieces of “art” in the Keys. The islands are where innovative minds release their bowels and relax. It’s where billionares shit. You live in my sewer.
EWWW Uncle Benni smells like “CLICK HERE” ART

He made me dance for him and play slave. I even had to put
on black face. He loved that he could put me in his place (my place is high, he put me down). Anyways, the secrete is craigslist in san fran is full of high paying creative jobs that's based in california, but you can work from home in your free time. I saw one that is 5 to 20 hours a week standing at one spot in miami taking pictures of an intersection. They pay per picture that they publish in cult of mac. If they like it, they fly you here, put you up in a nice home and treat you like royalty as they fund your next vacation and say live like you are poor, but here’s $25,000. I get to stay in the editor's house, so I can put in a good word for you. He loved my ideas about key largo. He showed me how to make others show me their cards. He called me the “Young man at Sea”
He's designing my app that tells mean bosses to go to hell.
All you do is press a button and it releases all the dirt you stashed from private blogs, private tweets, and posts a craigslist ad on to a website. Then it says, "I don't need this damn job, you can take it and shove it...” and then you can program it for your own phrases like Jim Cramers sound board. That'll be cooler on the iPad. I'll give this away for free of course, but the web page... you get free membership after you released pressed the bullshit button on that crackin ass cracker. I get paid per click. How many people want to click the link that blows up vault of your evil employers dirt? This is legal, I figured out the loop hole. If bosses understand the power behind my iphone, they will ban it. Well then call your friend with the ipad, he has more power. Members of my club’s web page get my manual on how to catch a whale with a tweet.
I broke the #Apple #Google #YouTube #4sq #Twitter #Facebook
#EAsports code. I have a beautiful mind with a cherry on top. I named Sofia my cherry. She popped my bubble I was living in. She knows how to manage my creative thought process so it doesn't harm others. Who's the genus, her or me? I rule the world on twitter with 140 characters every two minutes for 3 months. She rules my world in a second, with a kiss. 420/3=140/10=14/2=7/7=1 TRUTH what’s the next three numbers in

420 3 140 10 14 2 7 7 1 = you are hired
It's a gig. Let's work together and show those greedy people
in/on the reef that the highest paying jobs are one you can do in a click, snap shot, keynote, and success is ONLY with the help of others. I could help the Mr Riva once he figures out how to organize his thoughts. He's the smartest man in the Keys. He understands social currency. Did you know a #facebook friend is worth $3.80? A #twitter fan is worth 50 cents. Did you know #50 cent is worth 2 #billion? How much is a youtube channel worth at the rate my market base is growing? Your facebook and my twitter followers... plus my off shore account is worth 3x that crackers "self" worth. He's worthless because he has no friends, and no education. #HAHA He said he'll pay me for what I'm worth. I'll contract him to build my building and do the same.  I'll do it with love and feed my laborers. It's the least a human can do for another who vollenteers their sweat for a wage.  Pay a man 5 and hour and you get 5 an hour’s worth. I work as hard tomorrow as you paid me today. It’s backwards. It’s the cart before the horse. American is ass backwards. I am Miami
I'm working on that, I'm going to this school... Standford,
it's some luny bin for crazy people who ride around town on a low rider tricycle wearing a sailor hat. They gave me a ride (schalorship) ... on a train to the moon.
My speling, organizing, execution sucks.... but i can hire
those. I have more than a general contractor license. I have ideas. I have the idea for a building, and I hire $ANTS so I can piss on them!.... with love so they learn not to work for pennies... or millions, money is worthless. People are the best investment there is. I don’t want rich white ladies to give me a dime. They said they won’t until I show them how I’ll make them a dollar. My method is more powerful than her connections because my words are published. Show me love, care, and donate to my cause and I’ll give you the world. Tell me “Stop it” after I’m on the radio and
DAMNIT My thought process was interrupted with an
earthquake. I’ll print and send raw copy. I’ll edit later.
Prima, I miss you. I'm learning to be a better Uncle Benni
Frido by not getting in the way of nature. I have a job! They love my ideas... you can read more about it on my page. HEHE, click click click.
Here's a secret! SHHHH don't tell anyone. Especially that
guy David Thompson The craigslist in san fran is full of high paying creative jobs that's based here , but you work from home. I saw one that is 5 to 20 hours a week standing at one spot in miami taking pictures of an intersection. They pay per picture that they publish in cult of mac.
It's a gig. Let's work together and show those greedy people
in ocean reef that the highest paying jobs are one you can do in a click, snap shot, keynote, and success if ONLY with the help of others. I could use Tommy Brashares once he figures out how to organize his thoughts.
I'm working on that, I'm going to this school... Standford,
it's some luny bin for crazy people who ride around town on a low rider tricycle wearing a sailor hat. They gave me a ride (schalorship) ... on a train to the moon.
My speling, organizing, execution sucks.... but i can hire
those. I have more than a general contractor license. I have ideas. I have the idea for a building, and I hire $ANTS so I can piss on them!.... with love so they learn not to work for pennies... or millions, money is worthless.
@BenniFrido





Monday, June 13, 2011

Private promoted to Captain

Polish guy walks into a bar. Ouch that hurt!

"Where's my people- where's my vodka?" @PapaMusta



Convo based from Jett Lee and Artist Archuletta- #LuLu

#Frido- I designed iPad #7. It's a hover pad.

#Lulu - Isn't that from #B2F? Does it star Megan fox and the other transformers? Do you have to line it? #Hook it up to a #rail?

#Frido- It does! Zaps aliens with lazers. Comes home to Steve... #LOL they're married. There's ap for the chocolate factory. It's a virtual real life expiernce fudge packing skateboard the government named Doc.OhShit



"Marty he's in a 46 ford, we're in a delorian"

#wtf #420 I want what this guy is on! http://ow.ly/1tK1Tm play #FindFrido



#4sq McDonalds

@BenniFrido


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Saturday, June 11, 2011

In 2051... the world changed!

I sell concepts. I'll shoot a YouTube video, load it on my webpage, and if it's popular... I'll sell the idea again, but with a staff and professional equipment. When I sell I say I have cameras, mikes, production equipment, and when I show up... I show only my iPhone.

Sofie thinks my sells technique is lying. She threw a fit infront of my 1st client and walked out. Luckily I got the contact to sell later.

Help me learn to communicate with her, please. I love her so much, but shell tell people I have crazy ideas. How can I find work if she doesn't understand how to not kill my sell?

God says we spread more love by forgiving. I forgive her for taking business from me. I hope she forgives me for "lying"






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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Dear WFLA

Dear Preston and Eric,

I moved to key largo from Tallahassee for a promising job just for the company to use my ideas and not hire me. She even said to me as a hungry person that $100,000,000 isn't a lot of money. This hurt me enough to start a blog. #vivaFrido

I'm frido and have been listening to you guys for years. Two years ago I was laid off by the bankster. The next day I saw my CEO get arrested for spending more on a toilet than my salary with tarp funds. Then the bank who fired me expected me to pay my mortgage. I have to live in a camper because they took my roof away.

I listened to you, CNBC, and other news as I search for a job. I've been on unemployment for over 2 years searching hard for work. I hear you on iHeart radio. I have a large following via my 45 twitter accounts and there's a bunch of us with MBAs talking on the playstation network.

I've received a lot of buzz on the political stunt at the heat game two as I felt our teams loss. I walked with the conch republic flag all over Miami leading people to cheer up in the keys.

What's the conch republic? We are the Keys! We are sick of our government hurting us as we see 1st hand the effects on tourism, environment, housing, and employment.

I represent them as Ambassador of Conch Republic Czar of Twitter. They drive 6 miles an hour in Keys so they recruited a young whipper snapper to play on his iPhone. Tweet tweet tweet

I'm raising money for children of unemployed who need to recover from surgeries. Well put them up on the keys with accommodations and play playstation for a month.

There's a dead station in Keys as your sister station. I actually got their twitter name before they did. How do I get heard as 28 year old unemployed blogger wishing to run for County Office in Monroe County?

I'm in Tallahassee until Thursday. I'm going to California to learn more about co-op management and twitter campaigns. They rent is too damn high in keys for locals to rent office space.

I'll be visiting my friend weaver at TMH 612. He was ran over by a man who shouldn't be allowed to drive and will have to learn to walk again. Please visit him.

@FindFrido

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Location:Old Bumpy Rd,Tallahassee,United States

Monday, June 6, 2011

Dear Frido

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@KeyLargoFL-

Dear Frido,

I'm glad you are out free and safe! Take a deep breath and kiss your momma. She worried about you nonstop. Take a few more deep breathes after you shave your face and take a swim at the beach symbolizing new life. Now take one more really big one, hold your breath under water and come up with those man pipes you have, grab your balls #vivaFRIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been thinking 1,000 miles an hour so I don't miss my one opportunity in life. You have too. We are the same. You #follow? They call us crazy because we live in camps that we can afford. They laugh at us because we watch our flat TV on a bootleg cable rig that runs out to papi's spot. HAHA look at me? Look at you! Yo baby momma works three jobs and still stresses your world with child support. Who got a problem, now? I'm straight! Mami rolls da  #5dolla #FridoFattie and papi found a place on a kayak that he can final clear his head with some #iTunes & #freshair. I hope you logged your pain down while caged. I'm about to teach you a few things. Let me tell you what time it is in 2011, you've missed a few things.

 Lesson one- #Papertalks #deadmanwalks. I did this in Ft. Sill- I wrote to everyone's mom and told them to send him cookies. It was messed up when we got to eat them as he did push ups. Then we all right "wilson's mom, send some #KeyLimePie and he had to push up eat it. Wilson left strong we mess with PG all day. I'd sell my time on night watch and read the news paper so I was in touch with the world. #SleepSucks I received letters from all over the world after writing to random addresses to newspapers.  Kat Williams was talking about us when he said, "They put a REAL tiger in the mall behind a cage. All day he waits for a tourist to come. Right here?! This cage right here! I wish you would!!! Go-wn step rite inn the water is warm - ROAR!!!... Aja, that fool just took a camera phone picture of me during my morning roar... oh heeeeell naaaah..." How we gonna kill our dinner if they gonna dis my roar!?- #HAHA I can tell  you old jokes, they new to you. Laugh now #IronMike, it's ok you safe... take a #chillpill and relax. Watch Tyson. Read #Job37

Remember #FridoRule one? Make money legally now is rule one, ok mang? #FridoFigher #516005 Know Dios es Amor.  Not only have I been thinking of you, but of my other family members, my friends' primos, the people you met in the yard, and the crazy white boys I met in college who did keg stands and went streaking into the the quad and into the gymnasium after he told Snoop Dogg bring your green hat. Primo, don't party with those guys anymore. The nerds from high school who didn't skip Christmas mass to throw eggs off the projects on traffic, they are living in houses now. Look at you living with your momma. I'm in circles with #TPain #Pitbull #Shakira #SofieVergara #LilWayne #Silverman. Write me a song for those people and all the #trendingtopics of this letter and I'll shoot you a music video on my channel.

You went away as a boy for beating up your brother, come back like a man. Make up with your brother. Don't tell me he's a jerk... I don't want to hear you talking bad about my family. Frido- he has has work for you with shipping or sweeping and you need to learn to love your brother. After you love your brother, the two of you can figure out how to build a #KeysBridge for my family to have reunions at my vacation house in the Keys. This is a big job because we have family all over. I need to make it too good to be true.

Lesson one... I have to tell you three times because you are blind if I don't. Make legal money! Put me in commissioner seat and "let's really get to work". I made a few silly music and comedy videos because that's the only way I knew how to communicate with you where you will listen thru your thick skull. You represent a nation of juveniles who struggle in the slums. I love you that's why I smack that big ugly #FridoEgg you have! Eh!

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The only problem is that american hood has no idea about the true #OG ghettos of #Poland... or #Cuba #China #Venezuela. They complain that there great great grandpa was a #slave. #Bitnagga #getouttahere with that #buul. My pa's old man lived thru nazi germany. Then my Dad had to defect communism to states in #76. They laughed at him because he was Polish and helping inmates under his mission of St. Max Kolbe It's so hard these days, even for the gringo college boy. He's workin' at in-n-out trying to be a youtube rapper. #theytukRjobs We gotta hit #loop a few times and think about our next big move.

I have work for you. Once we get enough youtube attention between all of us, there's a radio station who wants to give me a iHeart satillite radio show that's international, but will be based in my vacation home in the Keys. We can DJ from amsterdam, poland, california, miami, & a girl in colombia saying "si papi jaja you so loco gringo!" as our cheerleader on air. She has to meet my girlfriend's standard of class and fit the image of Pawel's "#bigassKeys" champaign. We'll have a sticker they can download our image and load #Twitpics to our website. The most marketable #bigass wins a vacation to the Keys and Jamaica for footage for @PapaMusta next video.

We'll play video games that's broadcasted #LIVE on youtube as #DJFrido interviews rappers and gets footage for his videos. My friend will announce our #FIFA games like it's a real #worldcup! People will wait in line for the chance to win an iPad 3 by winning a video golf game. We can do a parent-kid video game tournament going with a special award of Best Grandma at Super Mario Brothers. Babcia used to play that game with me before I gave the system to my brothers in Poland.

Do I have your attention, yet?!? There's money in youtube and video games Send donations to @LegendaryKeys to support the #FridoAkRite & #fixURlife so I can hire you without messing up mine.

I need to be able to trust you if you want to #followme. If you aren't ready, be thinking "day-n-nite" about how you can build your empire. Don't make a youtube channel until you get us on board with your idea. Let's give the elders respect and let the oldest brother direct us. We will be his #FridoFighters and help his cause of loving big asses. It will take some time and experience as a youtube viewer of the latest ideas. Once you watch youtube for a year, you'll know how to get the next big idea. I can work with you on skype in your ideas. Help me  by helping yourself and the money you earn me I will use that for our businesses, I'll send you things that will help your business. I want us to have team jerseys, iPads, the latest video games, and good video cameras. We all need to fit all our images perfectly that we promote each other without causing harm.

@FindFrido

Sunday, June 5, 2011

#VivaFrido: There's a campaign starting today @KeyLargoFL on T...

#VivaFrido: There's a campaign starting today @KeyLargoFL on T...: "My name is Benjamin Alexander Thaddeus John Horbowy; I am 28 years old and I lead a large international following from my iPhones over 40 so..."

#VivaFrido: Frido was here!!

#VivaFrido: Frido was here!!: "@KeyLargoFL, There was a kid named Frido who felt the pain of Florida. The game two Heat 'give away' broke his heart as he saw the town sad..."

Frido was here!!

@KeyLargoFL,  There was a kid named Frido who felt the pain of Florida. The game two Heat "give away" broke his heart as he saw the town sad. Seeing other people hurt made him cry. He was so sad, he decided to cheer up the town. His tears dried up as he put on the biggest smile his stomach allowed. He danced around the arena waving the Conch Republic flag. He told people when he's down, a visit to the Keys for the day always helps you feel refreshed emotionally.

When the media from major networks, satellite radio, news papers, and bloggers asked him why he was wearing a soccer jersey from Barranquilla, Colombia waving a Conch Republic flag- he said, "HA HA #madeyoulook!" as he danced his goofy moves and honked a silly horn in the camera. "what the..!?" said the camera guy as he kept filming. He looked like a clown, but that's a very common behavior for sporting events around the world. "Vamo Heat #VIVAFrido!" they chanted as he rallied the crowds for the camera crews. People who saw him on TV, tweeted "I wanna party with that guy! #pasapaca!" This kid you picture in your head is a 28 year old adult who already did 6 years army. He's a man! He's a six foot zumba dancing, polish comedian.

After the game, the buddies he made, followed him to the keys. He told them, "I'll tweet you directions so my other friends know where I'm going too"  They stayed two nights with their family of 5 at a camp ground on the water of Blackwater Sound. After the kids and grandma fell asleep, the parents snuck away for a late night date at "the Crib" where they took Facebook and #Twitpics pictures of the Jax 420 mile marker. Within minutes a local blogger's software automatically logged all RT, mentions, #shoutouts, twitpics, and his buddies in Poland, California, Colombia, and Tallahassee personally replied to the feedback welcoming Frido's friends to the Keys. As they watched the lastest hit show, Workaholics, #TeamKeys didn't want to miss the opportunity to promote Key Largo while Miami was full of tourist who were searching #trending topics on twitter to find nice places to hang out. The team succeed creating enough buzz for local radio to suggest that the Keys were a great place to bring your grandkids for the weekend.

The next day, there was so much buzz online talking about a crazy guy with a flag, Frido tweeted all the way from the Chamber whistling while walking to the Conch Republic. Honks, tweets, facebook pictures, and people stopping to ask what he was doing. made it a 8 hour walk. He just handed them an article he wrote and told them, "#followme on twitter! Enjoy your stay, eat some fresh fish, have a cuban coffee, look at a palm tree, and breath. Let me tell you about who we are down here. There's some rules in the Keys..." The day after, he took again to the streets, but on a trike. He claims next year, "I'll lead a bike rally from Tallahassee to the Keys in support of local Keys Kids."

Local businesses asked him how are you going to make me money by holding a flag and fiddling twitter?

It's not his problem- he's getting you free attention. He's a free spirit. He's a funny guy. He's our mascot. He's Frido! The question isn't for him to figure out how our flag will make your living. Let's figure out how get this community organized enough to work as a team to capture momentum from florida and bring it to Key West. We really don't want the party here. We want Calle Ocho and Duval St to stay there. We want the families to have lunch, dinner, watch the sunset, listen to the band, and have a quiet night in our vacation homes in the upper Keys. We want the working mother to have a nice weekend with her kids at an affordable event. We want the grandpa to have a place to fish with his grandkids. We want family reunions to happen in Key Largo.

When you see Frido- invite him for a sandwhich. When he hangs out at your business and chats on twitter, people know where he is with the help of #4sq. He has a large online following who like to shop where Frido shops. When you see him with his flag, put a faccebook picture of him on your wall and boast to everyone- #iFoundFRIDO!

@BenniFrido

Friday, June 3, 2011

There's a campaign starting today @KeyLargoFL on Twitter

My name is Benjamin Alexander Thaddeus John Horbowy; I am 28 years old and I lead a large international following from my iPhones over 40 social media accounts that cast to a variety of demographics. Most people online know me as "Frido" #vivafrido!

After 6 years of active national guard humanitarian service & hurricane relief in Florida, I started a successful sales career which lead me into banking. My grandpa told me that would be the most secure industry to work in. In 2008, I was laid off in the banking crisis. Then I watched every minute of CNBC for months. It was the most interesting News we've seen in years. My grandpa was right in his advice... but in his generation. In my day, these "crazy kids" vote for a president on twitter, we youtube all our funny pranks, and check in on foursquare for lunch as an open invitation to any friend my phone knows is geographically near.

I have been on unemployment for over two and half years searching, interviewing, being turned down, or offered sub-par work that will end in a month, but may jeopardize my steady government check. It hurts after a while, especially when some employers lead me on just to get ideas for their staff to do. I want to work, but it's hard to find someone who can hire me in today's economy. I don't understand! I prefer pure commission. If I don't sell, I don't get paid- why can't they hire me?!

All my free time, I watch news looking for opportunity, the next booming industry, and trends. I learned that the jobs are in innovative methods to utilize social media to bring attention to a business. I have created a lot of buzz, but haven't landed a product to sell... Instead, I found a city to sell.

I moved to Key Largo after visiting my cousin here steadily for 6 years. Now, her daughter is 3 and I want to be a good Uncle Benni for her. I have been told to move to Miami, New York, LA, or even Europe to find work. I don't want to work for tons of money. I've worked for the largest bank in the world. I see that working for others isn't in my best interest. I can work on my iPhone from a boat in Blackwater Sound. It doesn't make sense to me to wait in the traffic, hear that noise, feel the pavement, and eat frozen seafood. To me, the Keys are Heaven on Earth. I want to go to Heaven.

Today, I will be walking along the road around Key Largo waving my Conch Republic flag and tweeting about my b2b job search. Twitter is playing @FindFrido and anyone who finds me can get a #shoutout from #TeamKEYS. I programed my software to mention two local business on twitter three times an hour from 9- 4:20. I did a days worth of work before 8:30. The goal is to create enough buzz for the two businesses to write a letter of recommendation of my talent to the newspaper.

Believe this- Key Largo is an international tourist attraction. People now use twitter to ask where to eat in cities they never been to. Google and Facebook is near obsolete- don't even think about trying to get someone under 35 to find you in the phone book. I hope that this town gets on board of social multimedia soon. There's a presidential race soon and they are using social media as a tool to farm for stories and votes. If we want to be heard about our culture in the Keys, we need to get with the times... or hire someone who is. I am here! You can't miss me. I'm wearing a red and white soccer jersey from my girlfriend's hometown #Barranquilla, red shorts, signature straw fedora, and waving the Conch Republic flag.

@BenniFrido

Watch my #Pitbull Apple Store Dance at @ShopDadeland www.youtube.com/watch?v=paliLA22qsY

Location:Overseas Hwy,Key Largo,United States