Dear Frido

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@KeyLargoFL-

Dear Frido,

I'm glad you are out free and safe! Take a deep breath and kiss your momma. She worried about you nonstop. Take a few more deep breathes after you shave your face and take a swim at the beach symbolizing new life. Now take one more really big one, hold your breath under water and come up with those man pipes you have, grab your balls #vivaFRIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been thinking 1,000 miles an hour so I don't miss my one opportunity in life. You have too. We are the same. You #follow? They call us crazy because we live in camps that we can afford. They laugh at us because we watch our flat TV on a bootleg cable rig that runs out to papi's spot. HAHA look at me? Look at you! Yo baby momma works three jobs and still stresses your world with child support. Who got a problem, now? I'm straight! Mami rolls da  #5dolla #FridoFattie and papi found a place on a kayak that he can final clear his head with some #iTunes & #freshair. I hope you logged your pain down while caged. I'm about to teach you a few things. Let me tell you what time it is in 2011, you've missed a few things.

 Lesson one- #Papertalks #deadmanwalks. I did this in Ft. Sill- I wrote to everyone's mom and told them to send him cookies. It was messed up when we got to eat them as he did push ups. Then we all right "wilson's mom, send some #KeyLimePie and he had to push up eat it. Wilson left strong we mess with PG all day. I'd sell my time on night watch and read the news paper so I was in touch with the world. #SleepSucks I received letters from all over the world after writing to random addresses to newspapers.  Kat Williams was talking about us when he said, "They put a REAL tiger in the mall behind a cage. All day he waits for a tourist to come. Right here?! This cage right here! I wish you would!!! Go-wn step rite inn the water is warm - ROAR!!!... Aja, that fool just took a camera phone picture of me during my morning roar... oh heeeeell naaaah..." How we gonna kill our dinner if they gonna dis my roar!?- #HAHA I can tell  you old jokes, they new to you. Laugh now #IronMike, it's ok you safe... take a #chillpill and relax. Watch Tyson. Read #Job37

Remember #FridoRule one? Make money legally now is rule one, ok mang? #FridoFigher #516005 Know Dios es Amor.  Not only have I been thinking of you, but of my other family members, my friends' primos, the people you met in the yard, and the crazy white boys I met in college who did keg stands and went streaking into the the quad and into the gymnasium after he told Snoop Dogg bring your green hat. Primo, don't party with those guys anymore. The nerds from high school who didn't skip Christmas mass to throw eggs off the projects on traffic, they are living in houses now. Look at you living with your momma. I'm in circles with #TPain #Pitbull #Shakira #SofieVergara #LilWayne #Silverman. Write me a song for those people and all the #trendingtopics of this letter and I'll shoot you a music video on my channel.

You went away as a boy for beating up your brother, come back like a man. Make up with your brother. Don't tell me he's a jerk... I don't want to hear you talking bad about my family. Frido- he has has work for you with shipping or sweeping and you need to learn to love your brother. After you love your brother, the two of you can figure out how to build a #KeysBridge for my family to have reunions at my vacation house in the Keys. This is a big job because we have family all over. I need to make it too good to be true.

Lesson one... I have to tell you three times because you are blind if I don't. Make legal money! Put me in commissioner seat and "let's really get to work". I made a few silly music and comedy videos because that's the only way I knew how to communicate with you where you will listen thru your thick skull. You represent a nation of juveniles who struggle in the slums. I love you that's why I smack that big ugly #FridoEgg you have! Eh!

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The only problem is that american hood has no idea about the true #OG ghettos of #Poland... or #Cuba #China #Venezuela. They complain that there great great grandpa was a #slave. #Bitnagga #getouttahere with that #buul. My pa's old man lived thru nazi germany. Then my Dad had to defect communism to states in #76. They laughed at him because he was Polish and helping inmates under his mission of St. Max Kolbe It's so hard these days, even for the gringo college boy. He's workin' at in-n-out trying to be a youtube rapper. #theytukRjobs We gotta hit #loop a few times and think about our next big move.

I have work for you. Once we get enough youtube attention between all of us, there's a radio station who wants to give me a iHeart satillite radio show that's international, but will be based in my vacation home in the Keys. We can DJ from amsterdam, poland, california, miami, & a girl in colombia saying "si papi jaja you so loco gringo!" as our cheerleader on air. She has to meet my girlfriend's standard of class and fit the image of Pawel's "#bigassKeys" champaign. We'll have a sticker they can download our image and load #Twitpics to our website. The most marketable #bigass wins a vacation to the Keys and Jamaica for footage for @PapaMusta next video.

We'll play video games that's broadcasted #LIVE on youtube as #DJFrido interviews rappers and gets footage for his videos. My friend will announce our #FIFA games like it's a real #worldcup! People will wait in line for the chance to win an iPad 3 by winning a video golf game. We can do a parent-kid video game tournament going with a special award of Best Grandma at Super Mario Brothers. Babcia used to play that game with me before I gave the system to my brothers in Poland.

Do I have your attention, yet?!? There's money in youtube and video games Send donations to @LegendaryKeys to support the #FridoAkRite & #fixURlife so I can hire you without messing up mine.

I need to be able to trust you if you want to #followme. If you aren't ready, be thinking "day-n-nite" about how you can build your empire. Don't make a youtube channel until you get us on board with your idea. Let's give the elders respect and let the oldest brother direct us. We will be his #FridoFighters and help his cause of loving big asses. It will take some time and experience as a youtube viewer of the latest ideas. Once you watch youtube for a year, you'll know how to get the next big idea. I can work with you on skype in your ideas. Help me  by helping yourself and the money you earn me I will use that for our businesses, I'll send you things that will help your business. I want us to have team jerseys, iPads, the latest video games, and good video cameras. We all need to fit all our images perfectly that we promote each other without causing harm.

@FindFrido